Revelations on the Elder Gods
Collected, Translated and Trascribed by Rev. Samatari the Multiple, Minister of the Cosmic Octopus
The following text concerns the attempt of some Ancient Gods to colonize Earth eons ago. The theses have been translated from 42 ancient Mayan tiles with hieroglyphic inscriptions in stucco preserved in a secret caveau under the Vatican, which the author managed to access. No text has been omitted or altered.
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At the beginning of everything, there was the Supreme Mother Octopus, red in color. And there was the extreme void and boredom. When the void became self-aware of the boredom and the boredom became self-aware of the void, she generated our life and our universe, the Aitherium. Once she positioned herself and chose the dimensions within the infinite nothingness, through her enormous prolapsed and fat black hole located at the center of her tentacles, she began to give birth to matter—an incontinent reverse maelstrom of nebula and gas. A flow of shimmering, multicolored soap bubbles. Above her loomed a white cylinder, like a large folded mattress, with a deep concave fold running longitudinally along its long side. She paid it no mind and continued her Work. When a sufficient mass was reached, she shaped the celestial bodies and positioned them in space through her tentacles, creating a stable system of planets, stars, and galaxies. The Mother did not directly generate living beings but allowed the elements to evolve on their own into different forms of life across various worlds. The Octopus did not wish to interfere with living beings and their evolution. The large folded white mattress was swept away into the Antiland, the negative universe.
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During the explosive discharge within the chaotic nebula, the intense energy that was released caused some elements to combine into forms of living and sentient beings. This happened faster than expected. These beings were unstable and mutable. Some perished, lost in the depths of the universe, while others went mad. The Mother intervened, saving and stabilizing some of them using a type of energy called Slack. She did not want direct sons and daughters, but she welcomed them nonetheless. They had very different appearances and intelligences. The Octopus chose the following names for them: Jehovah1, Yog Sothoth, Eris, Gaia, Metatron, Satanail, Svayambhu, Amma, QUXZXZXZ’ZXZXZXUQ, Oyagamisama, Quetzalco-atl, An, Shahmaran, Ashtar Sheran, Audhumla, Hecate, Monad, Azathoth, Apophis, and Ostara. She instructed them not to interfere with the planets and the forms of life that would be generated, in any way. Then she set them free and let them go their own way, granting them eternal life and a highly balanced Slack. She gave them the option to choose a still-sterile planet and do with it as they wished, with the condition that they do not alter the natural evolution of other celestial bodies and avoid fractured white cylindrical shapes.
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The Higher Beings, the Elder Gods, lived in peace and isolation for eons, just as Mother Octopus had instructed them. Some chose a planet to dwell on, others a star, while others decided to live in the void of deep space, wandering through the cosmic horror in harmony with the dark matter and their superior consciousness. Some had offspring, some created advanced civilizations with highly developed technologies, some took pleasure in observing the evolution of the universe, while others floated, considering the void to be the most evolved form of existence. Until the great rolled-up mattress, with its enormous longitudinal fold, reappeared in our universe, altering the balance of Slack and, consequently, the behaviors and ambitions of the Higher Beings. The strongest continued to follow the precepts of the Octopus, while others disobeyed. But the Great Mother had already moved to another space-time dimension to birth another universe, and she could do nothing against the sinners.
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Thus, some of the Elder Gods decided to intervene on existing planets and civilizations. Without any Slack, they began to colonize, disturb, modify, evolve, experiment on, destroy, and terrorize some forms of life, already more or less advanced, present in various star systems of our universe. Earth, in the solar system of the Sun, in the galaxy of N’erandha B’hai, was one of these planets. It had the ideal conditions for intervention: living beings of every kind and size, some tiny, others enormous. Some were organized and cooperative, others isolated. In particular, Humans seemed the most suitable for experimentation, as they had developed a fairly advanced civilization. The planet Earth became one of the most visited celestial bodies by the Higher Beings, and human evolution was heavily influenced by the numerous interventions of the Visitors.
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On the planet Earth, before the arrival of the Visitors, there was only one highly advanced civilization, that of the Neoist city of Akademgorod. For reasons unknown to us, this civilization was never disturbed.
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Metatron, known as the Creator of Light, lived on the planet Mintaka, in the Yetzirah star system. He developed a highly advanced instrument capable of harnessing and using stellar energy, known as Yacatizma, both constructively and destructively. This machine was called Adam Kadmon. Through Adam Kadmon, he bestowed immense power upon his seven sons, whom he named Elohim. Their names were Enoch, Nashach, Michael, Joseph, Eliezer, Uzair, and Noah. The Effective Power within them was immeasurable. Metatron decided to entrust them with the task of implementing his plan, called Baroa. The plan was to colonize the planet Earth, which he had chosen from among many planets in the Universe, and to experimentally develop an advanced society, known as Ghashoah. He provided them with the necessary Substances and technologies, including the Laws with instructions for their use, called Shamaim, and sent them to Earth aboard starships known as Ophanim. Under the guidance of Enoch, who led them, they began to implement the Ghashoah, or the Sensible World, according to Metatron’s Principles.
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The Elohim began conducting genetic experiments on living beings on Earth, particularly on humans. By applying the Law of Genesis, they altered the genetic code and created a new blood type, the 0 negative. In this way, they generated humans who were stronger, more resilient, and more intelligent than the previous ones, educated according to Metatron’s Principles. Nashach, who took the form of a Serpent, immediately proved hostile to the Father and began teaching the new humans malevolent behaviors contrary to the Celestial Principles. Noah, the most devoted, initially became hostile toward the Serpent and then engaged in open combat with it. Nashach was defeated, cursed, and expelled from the Ghashoah, sentenced to eternal exile.
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To the First Superior Man, Enoch delivered the Flaming Scroll with the 64 Keys that safeguard the Celestial Laws. This was then passed down to the 70 Members of the Brotherhood of Machisedec, who in turn passed it on to the 144,000 Ascended Masters, their descendants.
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Ashtar Sheran lived on the planet Metharia, in the Alpha Centauri star system. He had seven children, named Ithacar, Vrillon, Adama, Ivo, El Mojra, Aetherius, and Samjase. Ashtar Sheran killed Michael, the son of Metatron, and took on his appearance. He blended in with the Elohim, without their knowledge, and descended to Earth. His appearance, identical to Michael’s, was sober, dignified, and regal—an ethereal being with long blonde hair. Aetherius was sent to Venus, while Semjase was dispatched on a mission to the Pleiades.
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Satanail lived on the planet Antares. He observed Metatron’s work and became envious. He also fathered seven children with the purpose of sending them to Earth to sabotage Metatron’s experiments. Their names were Anak, Balor, Pelasgus, Samyaza, Gilgamesh, Watakame, and Mari. His intention was to create guardian beings capable of countering the actions of the Elohim. Upon landing on Earth, they were intercepted by Nashach the Exiled. He, advised by Eris, convinced them to create their own civilization rather than merely serving as guardians. They began to interbreed with Earth’s inhabitants, giving rise to a new species called the Nephilim. Anak, with his children Sheshai, Ahiman, and Talman, founded the Anakim tribe. Balor established the Femorians, while Pelasgus created the Pelasgians. The Nephilim, known as Giants to humans, were very tall and hairy. Some had snakes instead of feet or hair, while others had a double fish tail in place of legs. The Elohim had access to highly advanced technologies, while the Nephilim relied solely on their brute strength, constructing low cities made of enormous stone blocks.
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Nashach’s plan succeeded. The Elohim, driven by the devout Noah, went to war with the Nephilim and sought to eliminate them by all means, aiming to preserve and continue their purpose of building a superior society on Earth. This led to a bloody conflict that lasted for millennia.
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An lived on the planet Nibiru. He had sex with Gaia and had seven children, known as the Anunnaki. Their names were Enlil, Enki, Ninhursag, Ishtar, Utu, Nanna, and Ereshkigal. An supported Metatron’s plan and decided to assist by sending him the water of Nibiru, known as Apsu, with fertilizing properties, to make the largely arid lands of Earth green and moist. The Anunnaki descended to Earth using tank-like starships and wore special suits called Melam. On Earth, they formed a strong alliance with the Elohim. Together, they developed a highly technological and advanced society. The Anunnaki founded the city of Egalgina, where they settled. Enlil, who was the leader, had a son with his sister Ereshkigal, named Namtar.
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Ishtar attempted to marry Gilgamesh in an effort to establish peace with the Nephilim, but she was rejected by the Giant. He preferred Ereshkigal, who was consequently exiled from Egalgina. Meanwhile, the alliance between the Anunnaki and the Elohim continued to prosper, leading to the development of advanced technologies for water management and the exploitation of precious metals found underground. Cities multiplied, and towering buildings and pyramids were erected. Thanks to the knowledge of the Elohim, the Anunnaki produced a new generation of humans, known as the Igigis.
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Quetzalco-atl lived on the planet Atl. He descended to Earth aboard the starship AM1. He identified the continent of Lemuria, which seemed ideal for his purpose, and there he founded the state of Atlantis, with its capital being Kumari Kandam, governed by the Brotherhood and Sisterhood of Water, also known as Kasimar. From Atl, he brought a large quantity of energetic microspheres, necessary to power the highly advanced technologies he intended to import to the new planet and observe how they would adapt. The Brotherhood focused on planting trees, creating lush forests. The Sisterhood managed the organization of civil and political society, which did not include social or political hierarchies. Decisions were made through assemblies, and everyone had equal rights and wealth. The hybrids created by Quetzalco-atl were called Homo Directus. They were imbued with a strong Slack.
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Enoch, with Noah’s support, seeing the stalemate in the war with the Nephilim and the Anakim, proposed an extreme solution: to use a bomb powered by Adam Kadmon. The proposal was accepted by all the Elohim, but not by the Anunnaki. Despite this, Enoch and Noah decided to proceed with their plan. The intention was to use it at sea, as the Giants mostly lived along the coasts and in the water. When Enki learned of the Elohim’s plan to use the bomb against the Nephilim, concerned about the risk of creating a massive tsunami that could also overwhelm them, he suggested to Noah the construction of a floating city to safeguard the populations, the Laws, and their technologies. The request was granted, and the Igigis, under the supervision of the Elohim, built a square floating city with each side measuring one thousand meters.
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Gilgamesh, after informing Ereshkigal of the impending great flood, proposed that she escape with him to Mount Olympus for refuge. Ashtar, disguised as Michael, summoned his children to Earth, who arrived in intergalactic ships. Together, they founded a city far from the war zone, which they named Tartaria, with its capital being Derbent.
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Monad lived on the planet Pleroma. Monad had four children: Bythos, Sige, Ennoea, and Thelesis. Ennoea and Thelesis had four children: Nous, Aletheia, Anthropos, and Ecclesia. Anthropos and Ecclesia had fourteen children: Logos, Zoe, Bythius, Mixis, Ageratos, Henosis, Autophyes, Hedone, Acinetos, Syncrasis, Monogenes, and Macaria. Logos and Zoe had twelve children: Paracletus, Pistis, Patricos, Elpis, Metricos, Agape, Ainos, Synesis, Ecclesiasticus, Macariotes, Theletos, and Sophia. The 32 descendants of Monad were known as Aeons.
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The first eight Aeons, called the Ogdoads, were sent by Monad to Zeta Reticuli 2 to prepare for a future mission on Earth. Once psychically and genetically prepared, they were sent to Earth, where they took the names Nun, Nunet, Kuk, Keket, Huh, Huhet, Amon, and Amonet. The males had the heads of frogs, while the females had serpent heads. Due to these features, they were known as Reptilians. These beings gave birth to Atum. Hecate, who descended to Earth to study the local plants and herbs, took the form of a frog and the name Heget. One evening, she was seduced by Nu while on the beach, and from their union were born Atum, Shu, and Tefnut. Shu and Tefnut later gave birth to Geb and Nut, who in turn generated Osiris, Isis, Seth, and Nephthys.
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Sophia, with a restless demeanor, ran away while still a minor and moved to Orion, where her favorite, Eris, the Queen of Chaos and wife of Jehovah1, resided. This greatly angered Monad. Eris convinced Sophia to move to Earth, where she could do as she pleased. Once settled on the new planet, and aided by the miraculous herbs of Hecate, she gave birth without the seed of her brother Telethos. This infuriated her father to the point of disinheriting her. Her son was named Yahweh, who in turn had seven children, known as the Archons: Iadabaoth, Iao, Sabaoth, Adonaios, Elaios, Astaphanos, and Horaios. Monad ordered the Reptilians to hunt down and eliminate the Archons.
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Yahweh, the son of Sophia, should not be confused with the similarly named son of Jehovah1. They are two distinct beings. However, it is said that Sophia chose this name to honor Eris and Jehovah1.
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Isis and Osiris, although born on Earth, moved to the planet Sirius B, which they found more pleasant. Amma also lived on Sirius B.
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Amma did not want to colonize Earth. He was happy on Sirius B, which he called Digitalia. He enjoyed spending time with his friends Isis and Osiris. Nevertheless, Amma decided to create a civilization on the planet. He chose a barren land, a desert, far from civilizations and wars. He created the Land, where Dogons will live. It was created from a long clay intestine that, when thrown, flattened towards the south and north, creating a disc and its poles. Amma considered his creation so beautiful to make him want to join sexually with her. A tall termite mound got jealously in the way and prevented him. Amma destroyed the mound with all his termites and joined the Land. They conceived and gave life to the Wolfess, a creature that carried within it the destruction, the anger of his father. They mated again and two twins were born, a male and a female, who, becoming a single dual being, gave rise to Nommo, composed of Water and Word. This is also evident from their name. He, Nommo, (or they, if we consider the twins) was green in color, half man/woman and half serpent, with red eyes and a forked tongue. Nommo, being both male and female, were incapable to procreate. Amma then directly molded his children from clay, that is, the First Man and the First Woman. The man and the woman also mated, and from their union, eight children were born. They were all immortal. The first of them, the First Ancestor, penetrated the Land and thus joined Nommo, the Water, and the Word, becoming a Genius and rising to the sky, also transforming his human body into a hybrid, half-serpent. The others did the same, but the seventh son, in addition to the divine Word, also received Language from the union. Language made him understandable to all men. Thus, he brought progress and surpassed the Wolfess, who went away in anger. The Seventh Genius had eighty sharp teeth : when he ascended to the sky, eighty threads came out of his throat, which he divided among his upper and lower teeth, forming the warp of weaving and began to weave by opening and closing his jaws, simulating the heddles of the loom, guiding the threads that intertwined with his forked tongue. The Eight Ancestors reached Nommo, who welcomed them.
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Nommo and the other Ancestors brought water to the barren land and a small seed called fonio. They taught the people the arts of agriculture, blacksmithing and astronomy. They appointed Lebé as the leader of the city.
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The Wolfess, after a hot threesome with Jehovah1 and Eris, who had come to Earth for a vacation, gave birth to twins, Romulus and Remus. They founded the city of Amor on the Rumon River, near a Nephilim settlement.
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Audhumla, who had always been in conflict with Monad and Ostara, had recently suffered a severe defeat. She was expelled from Sirius A and exiled to the constellation of the Raccon, or Alpha Canis Minoris. As a result, she chose to oversee Earth, settling in the North Pole to observe events. The Nordics, with their Hygge, had arrived on Earth. Hygge is a type of energy very similar to Slack.
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Ostara, from the planet Rigel, sent some of her children, the Theozoa, also known as Rigelians, with the aim of reproducing with the living humans on Earth to create a superior race. Instead, inferior beings, abominations, were born—the Aryans—who were quickly overpowered and eliminated. The Rigelians took refuge underground, awaiting new hybrids with which to overpower the other beings. The Rigelians were one meter tall; with gray, scaly skin, and no hair. Their heads were much larger compared to the size of their torso and limbs. Their eyes were large, round, almond-shaped, and lack pupils. They did not have an ocular lobe. Their mouths were small slits, without lips. They had long, slender arms with four-fingered hands, lacking thumbs. They did not have visible reproductive organs.
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The great explosion occurred. It was devastating and wiped out most of the Giants. As Enki had predicted, a massive wave was generated, which also swept away many of the cities and buildings of the Anunnaki and the Elohim. Fortunately, the floating city functioned, and thanks to it, the two peoples were able to rebuild their cities and resume their activities. After the event, Noah was nicknamed Xisuthros by the Anunnaki, the “Immortal.” The surviving Giants, using their swimming abilities, moved north and west along the coasts of the seas, where they attempted to quickly reconstruct settlements. Thanks to their strength and limited technological knowledge, they erected buildings made of large, rudimentary, and massive stone blocks, sometimes with underground structures, primarily to protect themselves from potential future waves generated by their enemies. Additionally, these underground structures were located at the intersections of long underground water lines. This network, aided by the strong presence of quartz, created a powerful magnetic field detectable even in space.
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Mari, who survived the event, had five children with Apophis, the Serpent. Their names were Mundakako, Amalve, Javu Zuria, Mikelats, and Atakabi. They founded the matriarchal tribe of the Sorginaks. The Sorginaks preferred to live in caves and used the giants Mairuaks to construct large cromlechs, circular menhirs they used to communicate with the stars.
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The great explosion also had repercussions for the city of Atlantis. In addition to the massive wave, the bomb triggered a great earthquake that caused all of Lemuria to sink, taking the city of Atlantis with it. The survivors were able to escape thanks to their powerful fleet of spacecraft and submarines.
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Following the disastrous event, a period of adjustment ensued, marked by earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, and tsunamis across the globe, with long periods of drought alternating with ice ages. Then the Earth calmed, leading to a long period of relative tranquility. The Anunnaki and Elohim prospered and dominated the Earth. They rebuilt their majestic cities and continued experimenting on humans and creating new hybrids. They founded the Kingdom of the Illuminati. Massive pyramids and towering structures began to rise, even far from the initial settlements. They allied with the Reptilians. The descendants of the Nephilim began to repopulate the northern hemisphere of the Earth, away from their enemies. The Pelasgians, Tyrrhenians, Romans, Fomorians, and Sorginaks formed an alliance with the Archons and the Nordics, establishing the Northern Alliance. During the tidal wave, Watakame found himself on another continent, still uncolonized. The Dogons remained neutral, isolated in the desert. Isis and Osiris also came to Earth but felt out of place within the Reptilian civilization. They settled near the Dogons, with their dear friend Lebé. Their descendants were called the Garamants. The Atlantids founded a new city, this time in the southern hemisphere, distant from the grand cities of the Elohim and Anunnaki. The new city, called Mu, was established on the mainland along a great river, where they planted the largest forest on the planet. The Rigelians continued experimenting on humans. After the failure of the Aryans, they succeeded in creating two more types of hybrids, this time more stable and resilient: the Mooks and the Wadigs. Most humans lived under the spatial colonizers, whom they worshipped and were willing to live in subjugation. Some managed to escape, emancipate, and establish new settlements independent from the great cities of the cosmic beings. Among these are the tribes Altair, Qizan Qal’at, Tutakal Tikopai, K’ushul, Ahzdar, and Capsan Jassan Paegan, the latter also known as the Essenes. The sea is the exegeseis of the sky.
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The era of peace began to end when Svayambhu decided to descend to Earth to establish his kingdom.
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Svayambhu created an egg called Hiranyagarbha, from which a bird, the Sat B’Hai, was born. This bird was also known as the Seven Feathers or Seven Brothers, as it was composed of seven beings named Sananda, Sanat Kumara, Krsna, Morya, Agasha, Dao Cai, and Djwal Kool. Svayambhu sent the Sat B’Hai to Earth aboard spaceships called Vimanas. These spacecraft, shaped like lotuses, were powered by orgonic energy of a biosexual nature. The mission’s goal was to assess the conditions for establishing his own realm, Shambhala. After receiving the Commandment of the Sacred Word, known as Aor-Agni, the Sat B’Hai landed on Earth. Aware of the great explosion and the subsequent deluge caused by the war between Elohim and Nephilim, the Seven Brothers settled within the highest mountains they could find. Inside the Earth, they created an immense cavity where they founded the Kingdom.
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The Sat B’Hai, in order to populate the new settlement, created another egg, from which two twins, Samu and Shatarupa, were born. From the union of the two, Priyavrata, Uttanapada, Akuti, Devahuti, and Prasuti were born. These gave rise to the Asuras, who formed the population of Shambhala. The Guardians of Shambhala were called Avatars. From this moment began the Glorious period of the Shambhala kingdom, known as Vyuhakalpa.
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Svayambhu, to defend his Kingdom, created the Brahmastra, a weapon so powerful that it could destroy the universe and dissolve living beings. Among the Avatars, he chose only nine capable of invoking and using the weapon, the most trusted: Parashurama, Rama, Meghanada, Bhishma, Drona, Karna, Ashwatthama, Arjuna, and Lakshmana.
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Metatron, along with his allies Monad and An, considered Svayambhu a threat to his Kingdom and began his own arms race, developing even more powerful and destructive versions of Adam Kadmon. The populations of Earth were on high alert, continuously sending signals to other Elder Gods to intervene and prevent a new, even greater explosion that would permanently destroy the planet. Ashtar personally flew in a spacecraft to discuss the gravity of the situation with the Council.
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Jehovah1, God of Wrath, always faithful to the precepts of the Great Mother Octopus and Slack, and therefore opposed to the colonization of any planet, became furious. He raised his Stark Fist of Removal and founded the secret city of Chang Eng near Brahmastra in order to monitor the situation. He selected some Homini Directi from Mu and transformed them into a superior race: the Yetis, the Homini Correcti.
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The Yetis began to scout the entire planet. They visited the Kingdom of the Illuminati, the settlements of the North Alliance, the cities of Mu, and Shambhala. After their visit, they compiled a report to deliver to Jehovah1. The God of Wrath descended to Earth, under the name of Wotan, to question his servants. The result was a horrifying picture: there was a complete lack of Slack among the Illuminati, very little among the Avatars, and a high but insufficient amount among the Atlanteans and the Giants.
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Wotan convened an urgent council with the other Elder Gods. He announced that he would expel all the Elders from Earth, including their children and descendants. He invoked Yog Sothoth and Azathoth and requested their help. The Gods who were on his side began to channel immense energy. He had Slack, Eris had Chaos, Yog Sothoth had Fear, Azathoth had Pain, Shahmaran had Joy, QUXZXZXZ’ZXZXZXUQ had Sweetness, and Hecate had Sex. Then Slack, Chaos, Pain, Fear, Joy, Sex and Sweetness merged into a single column of energy that destroyed the Adam Kadmon and the Brahmastra. All the cities and settlements of the Elder Gods were swept away. The energy spared the Humans and the Yetis but killed most of the Hybrids, Descendants and Dinosaurs on Earth. The survivors either fled in spacecraft or took refuge underground and beneath the ice. Others took on human forms and blended in among them.
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The Elder Gods promised not to interfere with Earth any longer. However, the survivors, including the Illuminati, the Reptilians, and the Rigelians, formed a new alliance called the Conspiracy and vowed to continue operating in secret and interfering with Humans until the end of the world. Sananda changed his name to Jesus Christ and joined the Conspiracy.
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Jehovah1 wanted to leave a presence on Earth. He announced that when Humans advance to a higher level, the SubGenius level, he would return to them. Until then, no other God should interfere. He chose two Yetis and told them that their descendants would one day reveal themselves to Humans as Prophets. They would proclaim his Word, his return along with the Xists, and the coming of the Day of Judgment. These two Yetis were named Chi’chtzoctlian Dobbs and Krishnahanada Blissett.
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Secretly, Shamaran, in agreement with Eris, sent her Moths. There was no intention of power; rather, she wanted their destruction. Her goal was only to send some to joyfully destabilize the order, fluff the system, destroy oppression through communication pranks and camouflage of the real, and fight for equality through mocking chaos. They are named Claire Fontaine, Karen Eliot, Exter Bullshitt, Connie, Chus Martinez, Janet Janet, Sonya Brunzels, and Miryan Van Doren. Ped Wing, daughter of the God-Biscuit, joined them.
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Hecate and Eris created a potion to allow humans to contact the Cosmic Octopus. Currently, it is the only known way. They made an infusion with chacrona leaves and jacuna branches, and they called it Ayahuasca.